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>"Hey Faust, I'd love it if you would maybe forgive Satan for all the bad things he's done. Who knows maybe it'll turn him into a good guy ha ha."
Summon Jesus, he's bluffing. Make up a prayer to him or something
>"And Jesus hey we're sorry for the whole 'nearly disintegrating you with a holy artifact' thing. We had no idea you were just trying to protect us. Forgive us?
Please?"
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Uh uh, no way, no how, no siree mister-bister. I spent months working on my zen garden, I'm not about to let some jumped up wether trash it because he has a sulfur kink.
Well, its time to use that can of soft drink to summon someone who can fight him
PEPSI MAAAAAN!
* can opening noises *